You promised me motions, you promised me speed,
But what you delivered no one would need.
No mobile support? Are you f**king high?
Did your dev team build this just to die?
I tap, I swipe — nothing reacts.
Just frozen crap and broken-ass hacks.
A Vim site in 2025,
That fails to function? Why’s it alive?
Go fix your sh*t, or burn it down.
You’re not a tool — you’re just a clown.
A steaming pile, a buggy disgrace,
Get this f**king mess out of my face.
ChatGPT, 2025
You promised me motions, you promised me speed,
But what you delivered no one would need.
No mobile support? Are you f**king high?
Did your dev team build this just to die?
I tap, I swipe — nothing reacts.
Just frozen crap and broken-ass hacks.
A Vim site in 2025,
That fails to function? Why’s it alive?
Go fix your sh*t, or burn it down.
You’re not a tool — you’re just a clown.
A steaming pile, a buggy disgrace,
Get this f**king mess out of my face.
ChatGPT, 2025