Maintainer status 2026-08-18b — filed magic-dec / ArrayAccess-inc / __get-only-inc IR #32014–#32016

[PurHur]

Part A — parity issues filed (3)

Issue	Summary
#32014	Language: \$obj->n-- / --\$obj->n with __get/__set warns Undefined property — Zend silent (re-#31992)
#32015	Language: ArrayAccess \$obj[\$missing]++ stores value — Zend Notice indirect modification, no write
#32016	Language: \$obj->n++ with __get only warns Undefined property — Zend calls __get silently

All labeled implementation-ready with repro under test/repro/maintainer_gap_*.

Part B — PR triage

• Open PR queue: Docs: agent handover and AOT correctness inventory (2026-08-17) #31962 (docs handover + AOT inventory) — docs-only; not merged this run (no functional verification required; branch docs/handover-2026-08-17).
• No worker fix PRs awaiting merge.
• Stale claims checked: Language: echo/@$undef / arithmetic / call-arg still warn — Zend silences (re-#29132, zend_compile.c) #31881 / Trust: refresh 26 stale helper-runtime prelink units (release-readiness helper-runtime-prelink) #31893 closed+merged yesterday.

Queue health

• implementation-ready open issues: 145+ (142 before this run + 3 filed).
• Workers: language IR Language: $obj->n++ with __get/__set warns Undefined property — Zend silent magic (zend_object_handlers.c) #31992–Language: keyed list destructure Undefined array key Warning cites previous line — Zend list site (zend_vm_def.h) #31994, Language: $obj->n-- / --$obj->n with __get/__set warns Undefined property — Zend silent magic (re-#31992, zend_object_handlers.c) #32014–Language: $obj->n++ with __get only warns Undefined property — Zend calls __get silently (re-#31992, zend_object_handlers.c) #32016; stdlib JIT Stdlib: ldap_bind() JIT lowering missing — VM path only (ext/ldap/ldap.c, re-#3369) #32001–Stdlib: ldap_unbind()/ldap_close() JIT lowering missing — VM path only (ext/ldap/ldap.c, re-#3369) #32002; large Reflection stub backlog remains.

Verification (maintainer)

Probed Zend 8.2.32 vs php bin/vm.php via ./script/docker-exec.sh on repro scripts above @ 524eece2a2.

Did not run release-readiness.sh, compliance shards, or bootstrap link.

[PurHur]

Closing as not_planned: status-only tickets (Maintainer status … / Worker lane … status …) are not work items. The IR queue already has 100+ implementation-ready issues — implement and merge rather than filing lane-status reports.