diff --git a/content/news/new-website-sept-2026.md b/content/news/new-website-sept-2026.md
index fc2b050..6894d79 100644
--- a/content/news/new-website-sept-2026.md
+++ b/content/news/new-website-sept-2026.md
@@ -1,8 +1,21 @@
 ---
 title: New Website!
 date: 2026-09-19T23:01:02-05:00
-description: Columbia Gadget Works launched a new website in September 2026.
+description: Columbia Gadget Works launched a new website in September 2026, with a page for every part of the shop, a class and events calendar, and online giving.
 image: cgw-website-screens.jpg
+imageAlt: The Columbia Gadget Works gear logo on a laptop screen and a phone, on a wooden desk beside a notebook and pen
 ---
 
-The site has been rebuilt again, this time as a fast static site that any member can edit on GitHub. Check out the [source code](https://github.com/ColumbiaGadgetWorks/website)
+The Columbia Gadget Works website has been rebuilt from the ground up. The old site was a handful of pages and blog posts. The new one tries to answer the questions people actually ask before they walk through the door on Grand Avenue.
+
+## What's new
+
+- **A page for every part of the shop.** The [tools section](/tools/) covers the [laser cutter](/tools/laser-cutter/), [CNC router](/tools/cnc-router/), [3D printers](/tools/3d-printers/), [metal shop](/tools/metal-shop/), [metal casting](/tools/metal-casting/), [electronics bench](/tools/electronics-bench/), and [woodshop](/tools/woodshop/): what each one does, what people make with it, and which tools need training first.
+- **A guide for first-time visitors.** The [visit page](/visit/) explains what to expect at Open Hack Night, every Thursday from 6 to 8 pm. No membership, no experience, and nothing to bring.
+- **Classes and events in one place.** The [classes page](/classes/) collects the workshops members have taught and explains how to propose one, and the [events calendar](/events/) lists Open Hack Night, the free monthly City of Columbia grant classes starting in November, and board meetings.
+- **Easier giving.** You can donate directly on the [donate page](/donate/), as a one-time, monthly, or yearly gift, and [membership](/membership/) dues and scholarship options are laid out plainly.
+- **Ways to reach us.** There is a [contact form](/contact/), and you can sign up for email updates about new classes and events.
+
+## Built by members
+
+The site is a fast static site, and its source is public on [GitHub](https://github.com/ColumbiaGadgetWorks/website). Any member can fix a typo, add an event, or write up a project by opening a pull request. If you taught a class, finished a build, or took a good photo on a Thursday night, we would love to post it here.
diff --git a/content/news/new-website.md b/content/news/new-website.md
deleted file mode 100644
index ef2e495..0000000
--- a/content/news/new-website.md
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,8 +0,0 @@
----
-title: New Website!
-date: 2026-01-27T13:34:15-06:00
-description: Columbia Gadget Works launched a new website in January 2026.
----
-
-Please bear with us during the transition. New information and features coming soon!
-
diff --git a/src/index.js b/src/index.js
index 723628f..dc8a130 100644
--- a/src/index.js
+++ b/src/index.js
@@ -19,7 +19,8 @@ export default {
       return handleExport(request, env);
     }
     if (pathname === '/api/health') {
-      // Reports which secrets are present (names only, never values) so a misconfigured form is diagnosable.
+      // Reports whether each known binding is present, so a misconfigured form is
+      // diagnosable. Never reports values, and does not enumerate binding names.
       return Response.json({
         ok: true,
         configured: {
@@ -29,7 +30,6 @@ export default {
           SUBSCRIBERS_EXPORT_TOKEN: Boolean(env.SUBSCRIBERS_EXPORT_TOKEN),
           DISCORD_SIGNUP_WEBHOOK_URL: Boolean(env.DISCORD_SIGNUP_WEBHOOK_URL),
         },
-        envKeys: Object.keys(env).filter(k => k !== 'ASSETS').sort(),
       });
     }
     if (pathname.startsWith('/api/')) return new Response('Not found', { status: 404 });
diff --git a/static/_redirects b/static/_redirects
index 9b49f49..0f82db9 100644
--- a/static/_redirects
+++ b/static/_redirects
@@ -1,5 +1,6 @@
-# Old WordPress URLs → new site. Cloudflare Pages reads this file.
-/2026/01/27/hello-world/                       /news/new-website/                        301
+# Old WordPress URLs to their pages on this site. Read by Cloudflare Workers static assets.
+/2026/01/27/hello-world/                       /news/new-website-sept-2026/              301
+/news/new-website/                             /news/new-website-sept-2026/              301
 /2026/01/27/metalworking-class/                /news/metalworking-class/                 301
 /2026/02/20/metal-casting-class-feb-26th/      /news/metal-casting-class-feb-26th/       301
 /2026/02/27/metal-casting-class-recap/         /news/metal-casting-class-recap/          301
@@ -11,3 +12,4 @@
 /feed/                                         /news/index.xml                           301
 /wp-login.php                                  /                                         301
 /wp-admin/*                                    /                                         301
+/wp-content/*                                  /                                         301